April 18 2014

Stupid Things I Say, Friday Edition:

The mechanic asked for my keys so he could bring my car around and I was like “Oh I left the car unlocked so you won’t need them.”

In my defense I am running on about 5 hours of sleep.

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April 17 2014
This is missing Choco Tacos

This is missing Choco Tacos

(Source: juiceboxkids)

Via Ruined Childhood

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April 16 2014

(Source: roobbstark)

Via butter cup

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April 14 2014

(Source: thespoonmissioner)

Via moon child

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pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

The first time I saw these gifs they were presented with no context. Things make so much more sense now.

(Source: iraffiruse)

Via give me my wings

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wineafterwhiskey:

this is everything. 

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Via

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April 10 2014

corporategiftcardlove:

WebMD taught me that I’m always dying

(Source: hardfemmejerryseinfeld)

Via reminders & reverberations

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merkkultra:

do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

Via Yeezy taught me

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April 09 2014
angellikesbutts:

Yes i would like 7 eaches of bananas

angellikesbutts:

Yes i would like 7 eaches of bananas

Via

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April 06 2014

ktlowdee:

by Gret B.

(Source: goldenstories)

Via reminders & reverberations

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