October 20 2014

parzival221:

shak1ra:

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oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

How the turntables…

Via talking and sleepless

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October 19 2014


Via COMEDIAN/MASTURBATOR

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castlecasketteer:

me when doing assignments

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October 18 2014

God bless whoever came up with the idea of heated rice bags. They are basically the people version of a basking lamp.

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October 15 2014

Last night I had a dream that I got sent to prison for stealing a neighbor’s Wi-Fi.

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lastdouchestanding:

campfiresmell:

One-star yelp reviews of national parks are THE BEST!

lol, the crater lake one

Via Swallow the Moon

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October 14 2014

wandaventham:

i just realized that fucking ross geller got tenure in the field of paleontology at, like, age 30? and must’ve been hired at that tenure track position in his mid-20s? how was he so young? how old was he when he got his PhD? did he just… get a job after graduating without even doing a postdoc? is this what the 90s were like? fuck the 90s. fuck ross geller. fuck the way rachel got that coffee shop job with no experience

Via Yeezy taught me

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October 09 2014


Via everybody is a little hard to love, sometimes.

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October 06 2014


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Via Once you go Zack you never go back

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